Home again, again

Enough of this.  I’m glad to be back at Blogstead – where a residue of the snow remains – after a quick visit to Lymington to conduct Siobhan and Pete’s wedding.  We set out for Prestwick in Friday morning’s heavy snow – with snow scoop, wellies, water, bikkies.  All we lacked was the liturgically coloured harness to connect to the helicopter.  None of it needed.  I was also carrying a small pharmaceutical store – none of it made the slightest difference.  I continued to splutter, cough, bark and grumble.  Great wedding tho’.  And good to see the C of E responding openly, warmly and competently to a young couple who wanted to get married in church.  Every bit as effective in its own way as many Alpha Courses.

Contrasts?

Home at last – getting too old for 10 pm at Cairnryan and 1.30 am at Blogstead – after spending New Year partly in the back of my mother’s cupboards and partly in a little light socialising. Now fighting off a cold and – disaster of disasters – loss of voice. Great shape for conducting a wedding in Lymington on Saturday.

Meanwhile the random, diminutive, couch-surfing Mexican-with-the-enormous-suitcase, Luis, was introduced to the New Year delights of Portadown – particularly Knocknamuckley and Ballymacrandle – by Mark and his friends – including a major Karaoke Magic Mike session on a giant plasma screen. I must remember to get the religious music disk and borrow it for the Clergy Conference

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Happy New Year

Happy New Year to all our readers. New Year’s Eve was spent visiting various Civic Amenity and Recycling Centres in the Belfast area in weather of unsurpassed dreadfulness. I also managed a Radio Scotland Thought for the Day.

Meanwhile, congratulations to the priests from Halifax who are using a calendar to promote vocations to the priesthood. At least they aren’t taking the Calendar Girls ‘bare-it-all’ route – at which the mind begins to play with the various images which might emerge in the SEC version – modesty concealed by various strategically-placed stoles, scarves and .. ahem .. mitres.  Our own dear PDO would, of course, have to lead off as January’s child.

But the intention is serious enough – because it pays proper attention to the importance of providing good role models if younger people are to be attracted to the idea of priesthood.  Yes indeed.  I can see all sorts of bright young people who might look at my life and say, ‘Yes I’d like to be just like that.’  There is a ‘chicken and egg’ about all this. Unfortunately if too many of our clergy begin ordained ministry in middle age, our church will tend to be middle-aged as well – since we apparently work best with people ten years either side of our own age.

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Never short of a couch

We’re on another rapid trip to Belfast to do our bit in the preparations for my mother’s move to Cambridge.  Yes of course we could make room in the faithful Passat for a random Mexican called Luis whom Mark’s friends Johnny and Danny stayed with when they visited .. the secret is Couch Surfing which means that the resourceful traveller can stay anywhere in the world at any time.  So Luis – who turned out to be a lecturer in Psychology and a very nice guy – came along with a suitcase rather larger than himself and took the Stena with Poppy and the rest.   No doubt he is writing the experience up in his blog even now.  So if the Anglican Communion should crumble over the next while, I won’t be short of a couch in any part of the world .. 

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Half mast

The Compass Rose flies at half mast over Blogstead to mark the passing of Archie the Cocker Spaniel who lived at No 1.  Poppy didn’t number him among her closest friends but he will be greatly missed.  He can never be replaced but the gap must be filled.  John returned slightly chastened from an excursion into the mysterious world of dog breeders – one of whom said to him, ‘This is the only way in which you can buy love.’  Sermons again?

Meanwhile, I’ve entered the world of the Blackberry.  Yes you can have the World Wide Web in your pocket but you may need reading glasses to make sense of it.  It’s taken three days just to get it to ‘go live’ – but if I conquered Plone I can conquer this.

Undiscovered Treasures No 23

Tragic day. The killing of Benazir Bhutto demonstrates how quick and easy it is to undermine the stability of a society, how every atrocity sets up another set of hurdles in the way of political settlement. But in the end, people have to deal with one another, make settlements, build peace.

Meanwhile, we gripped the Walking Guide in our teeth and discovered Balmerino on the north coast of Fife. A lovely walk along the shore towards Wormit and Newport-on-Tay ending at the great Tay railway bridge. The guide says that you can still see the supports of the first bridge – whose collapse was celebrated by William McGonagall:

So the train mov’d slowly along the Bridge of Tay,
Until it was about midway,
Then the central girders with a crash gave way,
And down went the train and passengers into the Tay!
The Storm Fiend did loudly bray,
Because ninety lives had been taken away,
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember’d for a very long time.

Christmas at Blogstead

Well, yes indeed, since you ask – we had a lovely Christmas – two of the children with us and my uncle too.  Simon was spending Christmas on a beach somewhere south of the other Perth.  Poppy particularly enjoys the constant presence of attentive friends and a real fire.  Blogstead, as you would expect, is a place where the ‘wolf will live with the lamb, the leopard will lie down with the goat .. ‘ – so the presence of a Christmas Eve shooting party just across the fence resplendent in their House of Bruar tweeds was a bit of a shock.  We tried to do justice to the hallowed Blogstead traditions – the carols round the brazier in the courtyard, the Chaplains’ Boxing Day Croquet Match – but the weather was a little sharp.  People keep saying that more and more people come to church at Christmas and so it proved to be both at Midnight Eucharist in the Cathedral and at St Andrew’s, St Andrews on Christmas morning.  I wish I knew why but it’s almost certainly a good thing that I don’t.  The sermon [at midnight] was like this.

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Mangers again

So it’s down to the struggle with the Christmas sermon.  At first glance it looks fairly easy but I think its fairly difficult.  Christmas sort of defines its own agenda and there is so much stuff going on that it’s hard to add anything significant from the pulpit.  And there are always lots of people who come to church at Christmas and not at other times .. which creates its own pressures.  I’ll see how I get on tomorrow – I’ve only had a year to work on it.

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Brrr ..ompton

Well – it was -6.5C here at Blogstead when we brought Bam Bam back from the airport this evening.  About the same this morning as I cycled on the Brompton across Perth towards the 7.14 am train to Edinburgh.  Just imagine that there is no train to Edinburgh between 7.14 am and 8.48 am.

Meanwhile the Blogstead Christmas Programme moves into overdrive tomorrow.  I am also concerned that the decorations show a certain Anglican modesty on the flashing light and illuminated Santa front.  But tomorrow is another day.

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Christmas is coming

I failed to mark properly the 300th anniversary of Charles Wesley’s birth yesterday. He wrote Hark the Herald – and my favourite ‘Forth in thy name I go’ Which is a favourite partly because of the words but more, I think, because it demonstrates my belief that the best stuff is written in monosyllables. Today we also brought the new diocesan website out from behind its veil. It’s very much work in progress but at least it’s up to date. And finally I provided some words for the Carol Service run by Perth Action for Churches Together in the Concert Hall. The words were closer than usual to the script – reflecting my continuing nostalgia for the days when I used to read Shirley Hughes’ ‘Lucy and Tom’s Christmas’ to our children.