But what is it?
Orange sent me a Data Card for my laptop – to help me to pretend to be at home when I am not. The courier delivered it to the third drawer of the disused filing cabinet outside the back door of the Office. So I rang Orange to say that it had got lost. So they sent another. But they also cancelled the whole account. Now I can’t get the account re-instated and the new data card doesn’t recognise the Sim card. Orange – who are infamous for their customer relations – are helpful but ineffective. So if I had put the disused filing cabinet – which has been outside the door since before I came over two years ago – in the back of the faithful Passat and taken it to the dump last week, none of this would have happened.